California Costumes Plus Size Pirate Wench Fancy Dress Costume | Women's Pirate Halloween Fancy Dress Costume Black/Whit
Wave Goodbye
When you were little, you dreamed of becoming a marine biologist. Your love of the ocean knew no bounds. You wanted big adventure on the open seas and weeks with no land in sight. Now that you're grown up, that dream hasn't gone away—but all that schooling! You've never been into math and science (you're more of a languages and lit gir... morel), so you fear all that research and data may not be up your alley. But...what kind of gig will give you unlimited access to the ocean and keep your dream of seafaring alive?
Um. Hello?! You're obviously a pirate at heart. Sure, it's a slighty less conventional career path, but when have you ever done something conventional? Think about it: you'll get long ocean expeditions and high drama (not to mention a cool new langauge) without all that boring research. The best part? You can do it all in this Pirate Wench Plus Size Costume! Now that you have your new path in life, don't waste another moment on dry land. See you in a few months, when you return with your first haul of booty!
Fun Details
This daring look will cement your rightful place on board quicker than a parrot can say, "Walk the plank!" The dress has an off-the-shoulder neckline and voluminous sleeves, while the corset has ribbon lacing and a skull pattern. You get a matching striped head tie to keep your hair from your eyes as you navigate in bold winds, and buckled straps that hang from the corset and attach to the skirt to adjust the length in front, so you don't trip going down to the orlop deck. No one will be shouting, "Shiver me timbers!" in your presence, because this look is hot! Way to start out strong in your new career!
A Trip to H.Arghhhh.
Get moving on your required paperwork in order to start your new gig immediately! We hear there is a ship sailing tomorrow, but HR is waiting for you with a few forms to fill out. We're just happy you've found your true calling, and that you get to wake up every morning with the scent of the salty sea and that blue horizon before you! You're welcome.
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves.
The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of direc... moretors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in).
The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.
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