GHOST FUN Costumes Spooky Plus Size Costume for Adults Black&#

Boo!
We're not sure about you, but we're tired of it. All this friendly ghost nonsense? Ridiculous. Who on earth could possibly think that spirits from another plane of existence would possibly be friendly? They're stuck here! Like, not from choice! Something went wrong, and now they have to try and see it sorted before they get their eternal rest. If we were them we would want out too (and like pronto). 
Never thought of it like that, did you? Suddenly the moaning, groaning, and disturbing of the peace makes way more sense, now doesn't it? Well of course it does. If we were stuck in a state of incorporeality, we'd be a bit temperamental too. As a matter of fact, we'd probably be grumpy. Mad even. We'd want justice. We'd want to get even...sorry? Oh good heavens, no! We're not the kind of ghosts that would want to hurt anyone! We were thinking more along the lines of a good health scare. Getting scared half to death can set just about anyone straight. Although, if we were ghosts, we might not look very scary. Maybe you could help us out?
Fun Details
What if you dressed up in this Adult Spooky Ghost Plus Size Costume? Then you could look like a scary ghost and scare on our behalf! This polyester outfit has a full-length robe with layers of draped white fringe cloth. There's a zipper up the back. The hood has a foam lining to help retain its shape, and the black face cover is attached to the front. There's also a pair of black gloves with foam backing. Just practice your moaning and groaning and we're pretty sure you'll be scarier than most the ghosts out there. 
Happy Haunting
We really appreciate this... or, we would. If we were ghosts. Which we totally aren't. Not at all. Hey, while you've got that outfit on, would you mind doing us a favor? There's this guy who lives down the street who could use a good start...