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Opposuits OppoSuits Testival Suit Black/Gray/White

Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling transmission. You remember being a kid, the picture on the television going wacky. Greens, blues, reds. Black squares. White squares. Bar code like things. A visual xylophone. You wanted to run your little fabric mallet over it to see if it made fun sounds. Your mom told you not to touch the... moreTV screen. As adults we never see that test pattern any more. The broadcast companies took over control of the transmission, just like on the Outer Limits. They take care of the quality of your television picture. Making sure the picture comes in crisp, and clear. Making sure the colors are saturated just right. But we kind of liked the funky test pattern—just not when it interrupted Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Now that you no longer live with your parents, you get to decide what being an adult means. You can wear this Men's OppoSuits Testival Suit. Wear it to a festive Christmas party. Or to watch the ball drop on New Year's Eve. Or just while you watch all your favorite childhood cartoons. You will always have the perfect picture quality (and not just because it is controlled automatically by the broadcast company), during reruns of the ThunderCats, Ren and Stimpy, and Space Ghost. And if you want to try playing the xylophone on your TV screen go right ahead, your mom isn't here to stop you anymore. We suggest doing it gently though.
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Opposuits OppoSuits Testival Suit for Men Black/Gray/White OSOSUI0

Remember when you were a kid, and you stayed up super late with the television turned down low so that your parents wouldn’t know you were still awake? Eventually, after Knight Rider, Baywatch, and Air Wolf had wrapped up, after even the evening newscast was over, you’d hear the familiar strains of the National Anthem before the picture faded away... moreinto the test pattern (?). It was only three bars across the screen, the same bars you’d see if your television briefly lost signal. Admit it, you could stare at that test pattern forever if it meant not going to bed. We did, too. It’s a memory that kids these days can never understand, since there is no such thing as blank air space; now, television plays 24/7. And your signal will never get lost thanks to improved satellite connections. If anything, it might freeze for a second, but you’ll never see those three beautiful colored bars as the station scrambles to fix the programming. Those bars were a microcosm of humanity’s struggle to create order from chaos. They were a gleaming example of man’s mastery over nature as he bent the light spectrum to his will to bring your young eyes the wonder of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They represented order, and creativity, and perseverance, and hope. You may never get to see those three beautiful bars across your screen anymore, but now you can see them in your closet every day with this Men's OppoSuits Testival Suit. The two piece suit, which comes with a matching necktie, is covered in bars just like the ones that once filled your television screen. It's like you have become the screen. That's deep, man.
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Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling transmission.
You remember being a kid, the picture on the television going wacky. Greens, blues, reds. Black squares. White squares. Bar code like things. A visual xylophone. You wanted to run your little fabric mallet over it to see if it made fun sounds. Your mom told you not to touch the TV screen.
As adults we never see that test pattern any more. The broadcast companies took over control of the transmission, just like on the Outer Limits. They take care of the quality of your television picture. Making sure the picture comes in crisp, and clear. Making sure the colors are saturated just right. But we kind of liked the funky test pattern—just not when it interrupted Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Now that you no longer live with your parents, you get to decide what being an adult means. You can wear this Men's OppoSuits Testival Suit. Wear it to a festive Christmas party. Or to watch the ball drop on New Year's Eve. Or just while you watch all your favorite childhood cartoons. You will always have the perfect picture quality (and not just because it is controlled automatically by the broadcast company), during reruns of the ThunderCats, Ren and Stimpy, and Space Ghost. And if you want to try playing the xylophone on your TV screen go right ahead, your mom isn't here to stop you anymore. We suggest doing it gently though.
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