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FUN Costumes Plus Size Richard Simmons Fancy Dress Costume Red
Do you find yourself up late at night often? Roaming the halls of your house in a brief confusion as you sense that something is nearby, but you cannot quite put your thumb on it? Then, out of nowhere, you begin to hear it. Music? And, is that an energetic voice booming amidst it? Do you feel suddenly compelled to frizz up your hair and find a set... moreof only barely color coordinated shorts and a tank top and just give in to the music washing over you?
Well, there is a good chance, then, that you’ve been hit by the spirit of the Oldies. You might have seen the late night infomercials featuring a super energetic man running around screaming at people to get in shape... that man is the work out king. And he may now be your mighty liege. He will not stop until everyone is working out and sweating it to the classics in a near tantric possession! It isn’t quite dancing. It isn’t quite exercising. Yet, it is both of these things and more! Who can say what power exists within that mighty frizzed up fro and limitless energy!?
The only way to know is to be and it is time to open that door and channel the mighty powers of Richard Simmons with this officially licensed costume. The soft red sparkling tank top is only the start. It’s magical incantation, “Sweat It Out” is printed in bold gold that seems to impossibly match with the white and red candy striped shorts. Lift those knees up high and then boogie back down, then rub your hands through the wild hair of this brown, curly haired wig. You are the champion. You will sweat. You will make them sweat. You are the workout god!
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Step and Step...
Alright, so we have to admit it. We're not really big on the whole "exercise" thing. Sure, we know it's good for us. Yeah, we know we'd feel good about ourselves, and be healthier, and all that jazz. The problem? Exercising is so boring. What, we're supposed to willingly go to a gym where it's smelly and sweaty and other sweaty, sm... moreelly people are using all the same equipment? And then we do what, run/jog/walk/ride in-place for hours? Are you kidding? That's the worst! There's got to be a better way. Surely there's something or someone out there that can give us a good exercise experience.
Sorry? A class? Well, yeah, we guess that would be better than trying to make ourselves do it. But it better not be some boring weights class (you know, where the teacher is so busy flexing in the mirror that he doesn't notice you've switched the weights for Twinkies). Aerobics you say? Like what kind of aerobics? Fun? Fun? How can aerobics possibly be fun? Oh. Well yeah! If you've got a killer teacher that's exciting and fun to be around, that would totally get us to the gym!
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Of course, your definition of fun aerobic teacher and our definition might not be the same. See, our version of fun is vibrant. Exuberant. Colorful. They'd wear something like this Plus Size Workout Video Star Costume, complete with a soft sparkly red tank top with funny exercise saying like "Sweat It Out"! Ooh! With white and red striped shorts! Even better if they have crazy curly hair (if not, no worries, our costume comes with a brown curly-haired wig). That teacher? We'd love to exercise with an instructor like that!
...And Kick!
Alright, you've talked us into it. This sounds like it'll be a great way to get exercising, especially if the class is filled with people as cool as the instructor. Hey, do you think it would be ok if we wore striped shorts too?
Step and Step...
Alright, so we have to admit it. We're not really big on the whole "exercise" thing. Sure, we know it's good for us. Yeah, we know we'd feel good about ourselves, and be healthier, and all that jazz. The problem? Exercising is so boring. What, we're supposed to willingly go to a gym where it's smelly and sweaty and other sweaty, sm... moreelly people are using all the same equipment? And then we do what, run/jog/walk/ride in-place for hours? Are you kidding? That's the worst! There's got to be a better way. Surely there's something or someone out there that can give us a good exercise experience.
Sorry? A class? Well, yeah, we guess that would be better than trying to make ourselves do it. But it better not be some boring weights class (you know, where the teacher is so busy flexing in the mirror that he doesn't notice you've switched the weights for Twinkies). Aerobics you say? Like what kind of aerobics? Fun? Fun? How can aerobics possibly be fun? Oh. Well yeah! If you've got a killer teacher that's exciting and fun to be around, that would totally get us to the gym!
Fun Details
Of course, your definition of fun aerobic teacher and our definition might not be the same. See, our version of fun is vibrant. Exuberant. Colorful. They'd wear something like this Plus Size Workout Video Star Costume, complete with a soft sparkly red tank top with funny exercise saying like "Sweat It Out"! Ooh! With white and red striped shorts! Even better if they have crazy curly hair (if not, no worries, our costume comes with a brown curly-haired wig). That teacher? We'd love to exercise with an instructor like that!
...And Kick!
Alright, you've talked us into it. This sounds like it'll be a great way to get exercising, especially if the class is filled with people as cool as the instructor. Hey, do you think it would be ok if we wore striped shorts too?
Do you find yourself up late at night often? Roaming the halls of your house in a brief confusion as you sense that something is nearby, but you cannot quite put your thumb on it? Then, out of nowhere, you begin to hear it. Music? And, is that an energetic voice booming amidst it? Do you feel suddenly compelled to frizz up your hair and find a set of only barely color coordinated shorts and a tank top and just give in to the music washing over you?
Well, there is a good chance, then, that you’ve been hit by the spirit of the Oldies. You might have seen the late night infomercials featuring a super energetic man running around screaming at people to get in shape... that man is the work out king. And he may now be your mighty liege. He will not stop until everyone is working out and sweating it to the classics in a near tantric possession! It isn’t quite dancing. It isn’t quite exercising. Yet, it is both of these things and more! Who can say what power exists within that mighty frizzed up fro and limitless energy!?
The only way to know is to be and it is time to open that door and channel the mighty powers of Richard Simmons with this officially licensed costume. The soft red sparkling tank top is only the start. It’s magical incantation, “Sweat It Out” is printed in bold gold that seems to impossibly match with the white and red candy striped shorts. Lift those knees up high and then boogie back down, then rub your hands through the wild hair of this brown, curly haired wig. You are the champion. You will sweat. You will make them sweat. You are the workout god!
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