Fancy Dresses Simmons

When it comes to the legends of rock and roll, KISS definitely comes to mind. The four guys involved in the band revolutionized how we enjoy rock music, ushering in a new era of pyrotechnic-heavy conc more→erts—from fire breathing, blood spitting, smoking guitars, shooting rockets and levitating drum kits, these guys had it all. In 2014, the group was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and they’ve sold more than 100 million records worldwide.
What’s the secret to their massive appeal? The elaborate costumes and stage personas? The eye-catching face paint? The raw talent showcased in their music?
Or maybe it’s the hair.
Specifically, we’re talking about Gene Simmons’ hair, which is so unique…

This is an exclusive Adult Blue Richard Simmons Costume.

This is an exclusive Adult Blue Richard Simmons Costume.

DREAM JOB
If we weren't out here selling costumes, we know what we would want to be doing. We would want to be a star in a series of workout videos! That's the kind of fame for us. Sure, it's no more→t as glamorous as being a singer or an actor. But we'd get all kinds of cool sponsors, and we'd probably have your own gym, and we would be helping people get back into shape! 
When we picture our workout video, it's hard to decide what kind of workouts we would want to do. We think we would take a different approach than most people. We would want to turn household chores into exercise! That's right, we would turn all of your least favorite chores into your favorite exercises! We could do clean dish c…

DREAM JOB
If we weren't out here selling costumes, we know what we would want to be doing. We would want to be a star in a series of workout videos! That's the kind of fame for us. Sure, it's no more→t as glamorous as being a singer or an actor. But we'd get all kinds of cool sponsors, and we'd probably have your own gym, and we would be helping people get back into shape! 
When we picture our workout video, it's hard to decide what kind of workouts we would want to do. We think we would take a different approach than most people. We would want to turn household chores into exercise! That's right, we would turn all of your least favorite chores into your favorite exercises! We could do clean dish c…

DREAM JOB
If we weren't out here selling costumes, we know what we would want to be doing. We would want to be a star in a series of workout videos! That's the kind of fame for us. Sure, it's no more→t as glamorous as being a singer or an actor. But we'd get all kinds of cool sponsors, and we'd probably have your own gym, and we would be helping people get back into shape! 
When we picture our workout video, it's hard to decide what kind of workouts we would want to do. We think we would take a different approach than most people. We would want to turn household chores into exercise! That's right, we would turn all of your least favorite chores into your favorite exercises! We could do clean dish c…

Bring the Pain
Impersonating a famous celebrity is not easy, but imitating them is! With this costume, you will be able to bring all the elements of Simmon’s shows into your daily life. You won’ more→t be able to deny that your life is much better when you shout out motivational words to everyone you see all day!
The only possible downside we could imagine is that you will have to walk around with that lunging step all the time. Sure, your glutes and hammies will thank you, but the people walking around you on the sidewalk won’t. Still, it is definitely worth being Simmons-fied!
Design & Details
Making sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourse…

DREAM JOB
If we weren't out here selling costumes, we know what we would want to be doing. We would want to be a star in a series of workout videos! That's the kind of fame for us. Sure, it's no more→t as glamorous as being a singer or an actor. But we'd get all kinds of cool sponsors, and we'd probably have your own gym, and we would be helping people get back into shape! 
When we picture our workout video, it's hard to decide what kind of workouts we would want to do. We think we would take a different approach than most people. We would want to turn household chores into exercise! That's right, we would turn all of your least favorite chores into your favorite exercises! We could do clean dish c…

DREAM JOB
If we weren't out here selling costumes, we know what we would want to be doing. We would want to be a star in a series of workout videos! That's the kind of fame for us. Sure, it's no more→t as glamorous as being a singer or an actor. But we'd get all kinds of cool sponsors, and we'd probably have your own gym, and we would be helping people get back into shape! 
When we picture our workout video, it's hard to decide what kind of workouts we would want to do. We think we would take a different approach than most people. We would want to turn household chores into exercise! That's right, we would turn all of your least favorite chores into your favorite exercises! We could do clean dish c…

This is an exclusive Adult Blue Richard Simmons Costume.

Step and Step...
Alright, so we have to admit it. We're not really big on the whole "exercise" thing. Sure, we know it's good for us. Yeah, we know we'd feel good about ourselves, and be healthi more→er, and all that jazz. The problem? Exercising is so boring. What, we're supposed to willingly go to a gym where it's smelly and sweaty and other sweaty, smelly people are using all the same equipment? And then we do what, run/jog/walk/ride in-place for hours? Are you kidding? That's the worst! There's got to be a better way. Surely there's something or someone out there that can give us a good exercise experience.
Sorry? A class? Well, yeah, we guess that would be better than trying to make ourselves …

Step and Step...
Alright, so we have to admit it. We're not really big on the whole "exercise" thing. Sure, we know it's good for us. Yeah, we know we'd feel good about ourselves, and be healthi more→er, and all that jazz. The problem? Exercising is so boring. What, we're supposed to willingly go to a gym where it's smelly and sweaty and other sweaty, smelly people are using all the same equipment? And then we do what, run/jog/walk/ride in-place for hours? Are you kidding? That's the worst! There's got to be a better way. Surely there's something or someone out there that can give us a good exercise experience.
Sorry? A class? Well, yeah, we guess that would be better than trying to make ourselves …