Fancy Dresses SHARK

This is an Adult Shark Onesie.

Stay in Shallow Water
We told him not to swim too far from the shore. We told him not to swim alone. We told him not to splash around while pretending that he’s drowning. We told him not to dowse himself in shark-attracting chum spray. Would he listen? No. Now he’s paying the price!
The reality is that in the U.S., only about 19 shark attacks happen per year. And only one death happens about every two years due to a shark attack. So, you’re actually more likely to die from being struck by lightning, or by a coconut falling on your head than you are of dying from a shark attack. But we know another cool statistic! At least 4 out of 5 of your friends will nearly be dying of laughter when they s…

This is an exclusive Adult Shark Attack Costume.

According to researchers, most shark attacks occur near major North American, Australian, and South African beaches within 100 feet of the shore. The same research reveals that one of the least likely places for a shark attack to occur is on the top of your head, but just try telling that to anybody wearing this hungry, hungry hat. Freak of nature or not, it’s pretty likely that this is the one and only shark attack you’re going to care about.
How would a shark even make it onto someone’s head, anyway? Maybe if you’re just dunking your head in the water, or if there’s some manner of shark tornado? We suppose that once there’s a shark on your head, figuring out how it got there is fairly irrel…