Fancy Dresses Flama

When you're the ruler of the greatest ancient empire on the Nile river, you don't have to worry about what anything costs. Your only concern is keeping up with the most fabulous fashion of the time. Y more→ou had to make sure everything was adorned in gorgeous jewels, flaked in gold, or made of the most luxurious Egyptian linens. Everything was at your fingertips as far as your great river would stretch. With ruling all of those people, we suppose you had earned it though. Maybe that and a few statues of yourself dotting the riverbanks. A pyramid just for you? So it shall be written, so it shall be done!
The biggest proof of your power though, was the great headdress adorning you as a king of Europe …

The toughest part about securing your place as the Dark Northern King isn’t fighting off waves of giant opponents or even the ice-covered living dead. Nor is it the struggles with being so darkly bea more→utiful. No, the real struggle is the bloody wind. It’s angry, hostile, and bitter. We’re not talking bitter-cold, either. Jealousy is the only explanation for the things that the coming winter winds will do to a Northern King’s rich locks.
We know that it’s terrible having to deal with bed head in the middle of the afternoon. That’s why we have the grand Dark Northern King Wig available, just for you, our liege. The synthetic hair on an elastic edged mesh cap is just the right length, just…

It must be a lot of pressure to be the king! After all, it’s game over when you go down, so your pawns are really counting on you to keep it together. Maybe that’s why the king moves so cautiously and more→only takes it one space at a time. The good news is that everyone around you will be doing their best to make sure you don’t bite the dust. The queen will be scurrying around the board, fervently trying to protect you. Those knights will be in a tizzy trying to keep you out of harm’s way. If you want to have the entire board trying to protect you like that, then maybe it’s time to become the king!
This adult king chess piece headpiece lets you look like the most important piece to the game. The …

Only one man can be king of the disco. Sure, some guys might try to do the hustle dance under the disco ball. Other guys might try to funky chicken their way to royalty. Some guys even think that doin more→g the YMCA dance on the dance floor is their one-way ticket to being king. But you're no chump. You know the jive. You can dig it. You know that the best way to assert your total dominance on the dance floor is to enter the club wearing an outfit that kills the competition. We're talking bright colors, flashy sequin fabrics, and a shirt with a v-neck as deep as the Marianas Trench. We're talking an ensemble that looks a little bit like this 70's style disco costume!
This Men's Disco King Costume …

Under the Sea Edicts
It's your first day as Neptune, ruler of the seas. What's on your agenda? Are you sending armies of stinging jellyfish to punish tourists that let their wrappers and cans bl more→ow into the ocean while they laze on the beach? Have you decided to start a cross-species synchronized swimming competition? Or perhaps you simply want to explore the deep-sea terrain in your underwater chariot tugged by a million tiny sea horses. Now that we think about it, maybe you should upgrade your transportation. Sea horses are not an efficient means of travel. Whatever your royal decrees might be, you'll have the authority to make them so when you're wearing this regal King Neptune wig and beard …

House of Cards
Politics are dangerous anywhere. Say the wrong thing and you could lose your career. But just imagine what it's like to lead with The Queen of Hearts in Wonderland! Say the wrong more→thing and you could lose your head! We think the King of Hearts could improve his survival odds. He could make sure that the Queen is nice and relaxed before going to meet the kingdom's subjects. Keeping a masseuse on staff might be a great idea. Secondly, have the garden inspected on a daily basis and keep a gardener at hand just in case someone plants the wrong color rose bush. No one should be allowed in the garden with paintbrushes! And lastly, the King of Hearts should always be dressed for the job.…

There can only be one king of the dance floor. Do you know what it takes to be the one and only? Do you have what it takes to hustle under the disco ball and proclaim yourself to be the master of the more→boogie? Well, we're here to help you take your rightful place on the disco throne! The main thing you need to be the duke of getting down, is to master your swagger. You need to be groomed like a stone cold stud and dressed in style from head to toe. We'll let you be responsible for growing the handlebar mustache and shaggy hairstyle, but we'll help you out with some sweet threads to get you looking like a disco stud, instead of a disco dud.This Disco King Costume brings you the ultimate in 70's …

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On the Kinds of Ghosts
You know the problem with being dead? No one ever leaves you alone. People are always asking favors. Can you haunt this person? Can you talk to my dead dog? Ghosts aren't more→genies for Pete's sake! It's not like they can magically grant you whatever you want! Yeah, okay, so they can go invisible. And change their appearance. There's also that cool thing where they knock stuff around and freak everyone out which is pretty funny... but that doesn't mean it's okay to follow them around nagging and asking questions.  For some ghosts, that's the worst. When people want a picture, want proof, want help, yada yada.
However, there are some ghosts who love a little limelight. Ghos…

On the Kinds of Ghosts
You know the problem with being dead? No one ever leaves you alone. People are always asking favors. Can you haunt this person? Can you talk to my dead dog? Ghosts aren't more→genies for Pete's sake! It's not like they can magically grant you whatever you want! Yeah, okay, so they can go invisible. And change their appearance. There's also that cool thing where they knock stuff around and freak everyone out which is pretty funny... but that doesn't mean it's okay to follow them around nagging and asking questions.  For some ghosts, that's the worst. When people want a picture, want proof, want help, yada yada.
However, there are some ghosts who love a little limelight. Ghos…

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BY YOUR ROYAL DECREE...
Have you ever had the realization that the world would be a much better place if it would just listen to what you commanded? You watch as folks make silly mistakes and th more→en pretend like they don't know that you definitely do deserve an extra scoop of ice cream on your cone, even though they claim corporate policy is to limit you to only three? If only you could have something that helped to confirm the authority that, deep down, you know you deserve! 
There are only so many looks you can hold that help to do so. Yep:  the Monarch is the only way! 
DESIGN & DETAILS
It's time to finally inherit the Divine Mandate that you've been waiting for. Our loyal craftsfolk have pledg…