Fancy Dresses Murica

Stars and Stripes Forever
Is your favorite state Texas? Do you love baseball, apple pie, and the National Anthem? Does the sound of cracking open a cold one on the Fourth of July make you say “H more→ell, yeah!”? My dude, you are clearly meant to be Murica’s poster boy!
You’re not a redneck, despite what others may say. Your patriotism is so enthusiastic because you have a natural appreciation for the finer things America has to offer. Others may turn up their noses at Walmart, McDonalds, and other American-made institutions, but you see them as great equalizers, symbols of your country’s admirable democracy! In what other nation can you buy fries at 2 a.m. after taking your Harley-Davidson for a late…

This is a Men's Murica Costume.