Fancy Dresses Tornado

Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in c more→hina shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.
All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d j…