Scarecrow Costumes

If you only had a brain.
Oh! That sounded far worse than we meant it to! We are fully well aware that your kind, scarecrows, typically aren't in possession of brains. We weren't trying to imply more→you're not intelligent or anything! Seriously, some of the smartest people we know are stuffed with straw!
We simply meant that we wished you had a brain, in that we think it would make it easier to wear normal head wear. Stuff just fits better when you have a big 'ol thinking cerebrum in your head. Since you don't though, we have the perfect hat for you. Our Adult Scarecrow Hat is great for gallivanting through Oz! It's got a wide brim, and a pointy top, and we've even added patches and straw to match …

This is a Scary Scarecrow Hat.

This is a Women's Scarecrow Poncho.

This is a Women's Plus Size Scarecrow Poncho.

Oh No Scarecrow
Um….we don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…
Help hide the kiddos (and that little dog, too!) because this is one costume that will suck the bright technicolor feeling right more→out of Halloween. This Adult Sadistic Scarecrow Costume isn't your average cornfield prop, and we would be willing to be that it never danced along any road paved with yellow bricks, either. Nope, the only dance this guy is likely doing is a dance with the devil, because this costume is straight out of your nightmares, or a slasher movie marathon. It's perfect if you're part of a haunted house or just want to create your own horrors! For instance, can’t you just picture yourself driving down a dark, rural, co…

Oh No Scarecrow
Um….we don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…
Help hide the kiddos (and that little dog, too!) because this is one costume that will suck the bright technicolor feeling right more→out of Halloween. This Adult Sadistic Scarecrow Costume isn't your average cornfield prop, and we would be willing to be that it never danced along any road paved with yellow bricks, either. Nope, the only dance this guy is likely doing is a dance with the devil, because this costume is straight out of your nightmares, or a slasher movie marathon. It's perfect if you're part of a haunted house or just want to create your own horrors! For instance, can’t you just picture yourself driving down a dark, rural, co…

The life of a scarecrow isn't easy. They work long hours in all sorts of weather. Their job is isolated and not varied in any sense of the word. They've got one job and they do it without complaint. . more→. most of the time.
When they hung you in that field you knew that this summer job would be a lot worse than your gig dipping Dilly Bars last summer. Maybe you should've worked on your customer service skills. It wasn't fun but you hung out there as the hot sun beat on your burlap. You kept a stiff upper lip in the evenings when you felt your hay body take on water from thunderstorms. When your pole started to slouch over in the soft soil you began to feel a little irritated.
Then those farm …

The life of a scarecrow isn't easy. They work long hours in all sorts of weather. Their job is isolated and not varied in any sense of the word. They've got one job and they do it without complaint. . more→. most of the time.
When they hung you in that field you knew that this summer job would be a lot worse than your gig dipping Dilly Bars last summer. Maybe you should've worked on your customer service skills. It wasn't fun but you hung out there as the hot sun beat on your burlap. You kept a stiff upper lip in the evenings when you felt your hay body take on water from thunderstorms. When your pole started to slouch over in the soft soil you began to feel a little irritated.
Then those farm …

Did you do the scarecrow dance last night? You know, the one where you stick your arms out, hold your legs stiff, and shuffle around the dance floor? Did it not work out so great because you were just more→wearing your everyday clothes? Yeah, that's what we were worried about.
Well, let's learn our lesson and not ever let that happen again! Next time you feel like cutting a rug as a scarecrow, make sure your moves look amazing and great by going in this men's scarecrow costume! With timeless homespun details featured on the top, pants, hood and hat ensemble, this classic costume is going to have you ready for your next party!
Made and designed by us, this costume takes the traditional look of scarecrows …

The Scarecrow business
Have an idea about getting into the scarecrow business? We know what you're thinkin. You're predisposed with the less than glamorous facets of the job. You know, standing more→on a stake all day out in the cornfield. We'll admit, it's not the most stimulating position. But, there are some benefits!
You see, sometimes, Scarecrows get to go off on adventures. Yup, every once in a while they get to set aside the humdrum life of fieldwork to get out of the field, and out into the big, wide world. And what awaits them? New friends, long walks, and mysterious cities!
Sounds intriguing and we'll assure you it certainly is. So, we're sure you want to know your next steps. Well, the …

The Scarecrow business
Have an idea about getting into the scarecrow business? We know what you're thinkin. You're predisposed with the less than glamorous facets of the job. You know, standing more→on a stake all day out in the cornfield. We'll admit, it's not the most stimulating position. But, there are some benefits!
You see, sometimes, Scarecrows get to go off on adventures. Yup, every once in a while they get to set aside the humdrum life of fieldwork to get out of the field, and out into the big, wide world. And what awaits them? New friends, long walks, and mysterious cities!
Sounds intriguing and we'll assure you it certainly is. So, we're sure you want to know your next steps. Well, the …

So, we hear that you're in the business of scaring birds? You are a full-blown, certified scarecrow, and you spend your days standing in an open field discouraging birds from feasting on freshly plant more→ed crops. In an attempt to look ragged, you dress in dirty and tattered clothing which shows us how truly dedicated you are to your profession. But honey, we have to break it to you: you just don't have what it takes to make it as a scarecrow. You're not frumpy. You're not worse for wear. You are fabulous and you can't help that the birds flock toward you instead of flying away from you. You have that certain je ne sais quoi and you were meant to be in the spotlight; not in a field.
However, we …

Did you do the scarecrow dance last night? You know, the one where you stick your arms out, hold your legs stiff, and shuffle around the dance floor? Did it not work out so great because you were just more→wearing your everyday clothes? Yeah, that's what we were worried about.
Well, let's learn our lesson and not ever let that happen again! Next time you feel like cutting a rug as a scarecrow, make sure your moves look amazing and great by going in this men's scarecrow costume! With timeless homespun details featured on the top, pants, hood and hat ensemble, this classic costume is going to have you ready for your next party!
Made and designed by us, this costume takes the traditional look of scarecrows …

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The Scarecrow business
Have an idea about getting into the scarecrow business? We know what you're thinkin. You're predisposed with the less than glamorous facets of the job. You know, standing more→on a stake all day out in the cornfield. We'll admit, it's not the most stimulating position. But, there are some benefits!
You see, sometimes, Scarecrows get to go off on adventures. Yup, every once in a while they get to set aside the humdrum life of fieldwork to get out of the field, and out into the big, wide world. And what awaits them? New friends, long walks, and mysterious cities!
Sounds intriguing and we'll assure you it certainly is. So, we're sure you want to know your next steps. Well, the …

Did you do the scarecrow dance last night? You know, the one where you stick your arms out, hold your legs stiff, and shuffle around the dance floor? Did it not work out so great because you were just more→wearing your everyday clothes? Yeah, that's what we were worried about.
Well, let's learn our lesson and not ever let that happen again! Next time you feel like cutting a rug as a scarecrow, make sure your moves look amazing and great by going in this men's scarecrow costume! With timeless homespun details featured on the top, pants, hood and hat ensemble, this classic costume is going to have you ready for your next party!
Made and designed by us, this costume takes the traditional look of scarecrows …

Who's Afraid of the Scarecrow? 
Scarecrows are a great idea for keeping pests away from a farmer's delicious crops. It seems, however, that this farmer was more interested in creating a guard wh more→o was....well, let's just say it's much more aesthetically pleasing than most scarecrows. The good news is that the crows aren't bothering the crops anymore - but that's because they can't stop staring at the resident scarecrow! 
Product Details
Slip into this Women's Sweet Scarecrow Costume and you'll be so cute that it's almost scary! The pullover minidress is made of a comfortable blend of polyester and cotton and designed to look like two separate articles of clothing worn as layers. The dress's sl…

The Scarecrow business
Have an idea about getting into the scarecrow business? We know what you're thinkin. You're predisposed with the less than glamorous facets of the job. You know, standing more→on a stake all day out in the cornfield. We'll admit, it's not the most stimulating position. But, there are some benefits!
You see, sometimes, Scarecrows get to go off on adventures. Yup, every once in a while they get to set aside the humdrum life of fieldwork to get out of the field, and out into the big, wide world. And what awaits them? New friends, long walks, and mysterious cities!
Sounds intriguing and we'll assure you it certainly is. So, we're sure you want to know your next steps. Well, the …

So, we hear that you're in the business of scaring birds? You are a full-blown, certified scarecrow, and you spend your days standing in an open field discouraging birds from feasting on freshly plant more→ed crops. In an attempt to look ragged, you dress in dirty and tattered clothing which shows us how truly dedicated you are to your profession. But honey, we have to break it to you: you just don't have what it takes to make it as a scarecrow. You're not frumpy. You're not worse for wear. You are fabulous and you can't help that the birds flock toward you instead of flying away from you. You have that certain je ne sais quoi and you were meant to be in the spotlight; not in a field.
However, we …

So, we hear that you're in the business of scaring birds? You are a full-blown, certified scarecrow, and you spend your days standing in an open field discouraging birds from feasting on freshly plant more→ed crops. In an attempt to look ragged, you dress in dirty and tattered clothing which shows us how truly dedicated you are to your profession. But honey, we have to break it to you: you just don't have what it takes to make it as a scarecrow. You're not frumpy. You're not worse for wear. You are fabulous and you can't help that the birds flock toward you instead of flying away from you. You have that certain je ne sais quoi and you were meant to be in the spotlight; not in a field.
However, we …

So, we hear that you're in the business of scaring birds? You are a full-blown, certified scarecrow, and you spend your days standing in an open field discouraging birds from feasting on freshly plant more→ed crops. In an attempt to look ragged, you dress in dirty and tattered clothing which shows us how truly dedicated you are to your profession. But honey, we have to break it to you: you just don't have what it takes to make it as a scarecrow. You're not frumpy. You're not worse for wear. You are fabulous and you can't help that the birds flock toward you instead of flying away from you. You have that certain je ne sais quoi and you were meant to be in the spotlight; not in a field.
However, we …

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Scarecrow Selection
Every pumpkin patch or corn maze needs to have a scarecrow, but not all scarecrows are created equally. Sometimes you get the very cute but pretty basic model with the painte more→d-on smile and the patches on its jeans. Other times you get the less basic but much more terrifying version that may or may not be alive and is definitely following you through the corn maze with a hideous grin on its burlap face. (Are those bloodstains??) If you're very lucky, you'll get someone like this gorgeous guard!
Product Details
You're more likely to attract the crows than scare them away when you wear this Harvest Hottie Costume for Women! The outfit includes a sexy, seasonal sleeveless top …

Scarecrow Selection
Every pumpkin patch or corn maze needs to have a scarecrow, but not all scarecrows are created equally. Sometimes you get the very cute but pretty basic model with the painte more→d-on smile and the patches on its jeans. Other times you get the less basic but much more terrifying version that may or may not be alive and is definitely following you through the corn maze with a hideous grin on its burlap face. (Are those bloodstains??) If you're very lucky, you'll get someone like this gorgeous guard!
Product Details
You're more likely to attract the crows than scare them away when you wear this Harvest Hottie Costume for Women! The outfit includes a sexy, seasonal sleeveless top …