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Unusually Ornery
Alligators are unfriendly. We’ve spent a ton of time at the zoo, trying to make friends with those scaly critters, but they just didn’t seem all that interested. They actually j more→ust seemed mad all the time. They hissed at us constantly and spent the rest of their time snapping at other alligators. We’ve been told that their unusual orneriness comes from their enlarged medulla oblongata, but we don’t think that’s a very good excuse. Those alligators should learn to be just a bit nicer and then maybe people wouldn’t be quite as afraid of them all of the time. That’s actually why we set out to make a gator costume to help give those wily creatures a better name!
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Unusually Ornery
Alligators are unfriendly. We’ve spent a ton of time at the zoo, trying to make friends with those scaly critters, but they just didn’t seem all that interested. They actually j more→ust seemed mad all the time. They hissed at us constantly and spent the rest of their time snapping at other alligators. We’ve been told that their unusual orneriness comes from their enlarged medulla oblongata, but we don’t think that’s a very good excuse. Those alligators should learn to be just a bit nicer and then maybe people wouldn’t be quite as afraid of them all of the time. That’s actually why we set out to make a gator costume to help give those wily creatures a better name!
Our costume design…
Unusually Ornery
Alligators are unfriendly. We’ve spent a ton of time at the zoo, trying to make friends with those scaly critters, but they just didn’t seem all that interested. They actually j more→ust seemed mad all the time. They hissed at us constantly and spent the rest of their time snapping at other alligators. We’ve been told that their unusual orneriness comes from their enlarged medulla oblongata, but we don’t think that’s a very good excuse. Those alligators should learn to be just a bit nicer and then maybe people wouldn’t be quite as afraid of them all of the time. That’s actually why we set out to make a gator costume to help give those wily creatures a better name!
Our costume design…
Mr. Chompers
We prefer cartoon alligators to real ones. We met an alligator once. You see, we always wanted an alligator as a best friend, so we jumped at the chance to meet a real one down in a more→Florida alligator refuge. His name was Mr. Chompers and despite his adorable-sounding name, he was kind of a jerk. He hissed at us. He thrashed around in the water like a maniac while he was eating. He also snapped at other animals that came near his shore. Also, he ate all of our chicken. So, yeah. He was a bad friend.
Cartoon alligators, on the other hand, are always cool. They always look so happy and they just want to have a good time. We think most people would love to make friends with that kind …
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Unusually Ornery Alligators are unfriendly. We’ve spent a ton of time at the zoo, trying to make friends with those scaly critters, but they just didn’t seem all that interested. They actually just se more→emed mad all the time. They hissed at us constantly and spent the rest of their time snapping at other alligators. We’ve been told that their unusual orneriness comes from their enlarged medulla oblongata, but we don’t think that’s a very good excuse. Those alligators should learn to be just a bit nicer and then maybe people wouldn’t be quite as afraid of them all of the time. That’s actually why we set out to make a gator costume to help give those wily creatures a better name! Our costume design…