THIS GAME DARES ASK: WHAT IF THERE WAS A 3D PLATFORMER? WHAT IF THAT 3D PLATFORMER HAD ZANY DIALOGUE, WACKY CHARACTERS, BAD ART DIRECTION, CRAZY QUESTS, GUNS, SWORDS, STAFFS, WEAPONS, ITEMS, CRAFTING, more→A CAR YOU CAN DRIVE, AND MORE? WHAT IF SOME CRAZED DEVELOPER SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS NEGLECTING HIS SOCIAL LIFE, WIFE, AND DAY JOB (JUST KIDDING IF MY BOSS IS READING THIS) (BUT IF YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS THEN I'M NOT KIDDING) (JUST KIDDING I DID NOT WORK ON COMPANY TIME) (I AM SERIOUS I REALLY DIDN...